Telephone conversation I had three minutes ago:
Offender: Hey Daley. I'm gonna be a few minutes late for our appointment.
Me: Did you talk with that detective then?
Offender: Yeah. I just got done.
Me: So he didn't arrest you, I take it. Are they still gonna charge you with Rape?
Offender: I don't know. He said it sounded like it was consensual.
Me: But she was your half-sister. They might charge you with Incest.
Offender: Is that a crime?
Me: (pause) Yes. It is.
Offender: Well, I guess they could then.
Me: How about you come into my office and talk with me.
NO AIR-BANDING
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9 comments:
and the square of life continues...
What's wrong with keeping it all in the family??
I imagine that during the (pause) you slowly blinked as a pain shot through your head.
Wow. that's all I have.
That's a pretty crazy conversation. I can only imagine what you will discuss when he comes into your office...
When did you start calling John Maxim "Offender"???
Wrong on so many levels.
Scary!
WOW!
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